the first big weekend

dancing legs: 1
piggy backs (received): 1
piggy backs (given): 0.3
duvets: 1
fuckknuckle: spread the word. will make charts and graphs detailing where and when it's said.
random pirates from leeds: 2
bottles of jd drunk: 0.5
hippies met: many
trains caught: 2
stupid texts: 1
warm and fuzzy texts: some
alcohol consumed: too many
yoyo frogs acquired: 1
fingers working: 3.8
episodes of dr who watched: 0.25
downright rudery: 54779
freecycle emails waiting: 137
very nice indeed young ladies: 1
incredibly chuffed me: 1