Monday, May 15, 2006

the church of pie

myspace is proving interesting for many reasons. one of them is this:

a man called ray, whose path i may or may not have crossed in leeds, has started his own religion. here goes.

We currently have a membership of five - "Grand Master Pie" Ray, and 4 Pieciples.
and to quote the man himself,

"If any of you out there are interested in being a part of it, drop me a line. Here's the initial lowdown:
1- It's called "The Church of Pie"
2- Your God is a pie based product
3- You must eat a slice of God everyday, thus filling you with warmth and a loving glow.
4- You should be nice to people who are nice to you
5- Don't be a superficial cunt
6- Have a sense of humour
7- It's free, but you have to bring a pie
8- There is no heaven, but when you die, a new pie based product will be created in your honour.

And thats it. We meet once in a blue moon. Everybody welcome except if you're a twat (I have the right to decide who is and isn't a twat, possibly resulting in me not allowing myself to enter). So there you are. Join "The Church of Pie" Piece be with you.

This is The Church of Pie, pie of the month. It's chocolate Death Pie, with a pi symbol on it made from melted Caramac bars.

We're looking for new members, you don't have to be female to join but yes, it will help as The Church of Pie is easily corrupted.Slice be with you."

sign up via his myspace blog.


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